midst of nincompoops

It was the chilly winter morning,when my eyes fell on a tiny winy,cute little kitten trying to climb the rotten cabbage stinking dust bin in the street outside,she was drenched in pulse,more than enough colour of turmeric powder.i coudn't identified whether the kitty was a male or female,but feels like SHE is appropriate.i wrapped her in hanky,made her bath with shampoo and conditioner.

I didn't realised my roomies uncomfortableness arousing inside for keeping an animal in the room and sharing the same blanket..when she woke up,she jumped out of my bed and did pee in one of my roomies corner,as if she wanted to take revenge on being so rude to her.served them well!!!
i overheard once my roomy telling her boyfriend,that she love puppies and kittens..very much like him...!!!lier bitch....!!!she was trying to grab his attention through lies..huh!how on earth is her b.f going to know that his so loving and caring girlfriend has built a wall of suitcase around her bed for an infant.

SAALA...they are no less than a bitch of the fairytales..i found them giggling in the next room many times...but coudn't say anything..when they asked me to mop th floor with surf and dettol my anger knew no bounds..later i did and didn't even let them unhear my words too.
"kutta kamina hai tum log,aisa act mat karo jesa ki tum log bhi susu nahi karta hai..kudh tho kala kauwa(crow)jesa hoke".
pakter came running,i narrated the incidence in my language(she is galo too),abused them,cursed them....PAKTER:but anyi who cares..even i didn't get it clear what you said@$$%*^#.

NB;thanks to goto,who's gonna adopt my kitty for few days..after that she's gonna be home:)

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GOGE: today is the'single word expression 'day.Reply and express me in a single word that
describes me starting with the first Alphabet of your name(Dojum).

OJUM: ummm DARING!and how will you describe me?

GOGE:'GAUCHO'
'GAMINE'
'GARRULOUS'....bahot hai,others may be a reason for fight hahaha
phir bhi lo'GADHI'...how am i DARING to you?????

OJUM:am disgruntled....you'DAMSON',DALMATION','DEAD DUCK','DEBAUCHED GUY' and
what not!you are DARING because you have the guts to take the risk of flirting around.

GOGE: u see?who's talking now?

OJUM: who sowed the seed first???

GOGE:do i need to tell the good stuffs too?

OJUM:yeah,thats what i was expecting from you hihihi

GOGE:'GORGEOUS'kafi hai?or should i add the adjective to something more defining?
'GORGEOUS GADHI'..hahha well you are 'GAY'!

OJUM:nincompoop.....guys who bath with LUX is a gay..now tell me isn't your statement were
foxhole?

GOGE:i dnt use lux and certainly who do are metrosexual.GAY ka meaning'colourful,full of fun'
bhi hai sayad!!!

OJUM:thanks atleast you poured an idea for a blog"war of words"thank you my DOUGHNUT
ummmm ummmuahh!!

GOGE:u see?food for thought...lets wrap it up..watch out for my next massage..pay back time.

OJUM:i may be down at heel.Christmass peepin around and i haven't put a clothe yet.

GOGE:what does that mean?are you....you know?????????

OJUM:you are no less than an undoyen,if not in study atleast extend your idea on philosophy..

GOGE:any suggestions?????

OJUM: moron,extend your noddle by jumping,calmly close your eyes,take a long breadth and let
pals kick hard on your.......................anyways have a sound sleep...

Girls are like that

Sensitive,egoistic and copy cat...well am in no purpose to extract out the nature of a girl in particular or in general,these notes is according to my own concept on girls around me ok..though am not a keen observer and i dnt have any rights to criticize on their life styles right?
Girls hmmmmmmmmmph!!are really special,if you praise her she thinks you are telling lies and if you dnt you are good for nothing,if she talks she wants you to listen and if you listen she wants you to talk,if you touch her you are not a gentlemen and if you dnt you are not a man.if you agree to all her likes you are a wimp and if you dnt you are not understanding.
When it comes to trends dnt ask me guys!!they are so much conscious about it...(well same thing with me hehehe),before the party night they ll try out as many times as clothes in their wardrobe with macthing earrings,bracelets and make ups.....the purpose behind that is to look beautiful and noticeable in the crowd i suppose.
"Where the guys and Bike rides are concerned,he must be handsome and good looking not that ok ok type and must be well dressed,cant stand a guy dressed in an unpleasant manner",thats what my roomie told.
"His wallets must be full of bucks"-kimi
"must be well shaved,musnt stink of mustard oil"-Niharika
"sabkuch chalega agar wo jibom kulo jesa ho(her crush from orkut)"-name withheld
"must be huge and manly so that i can feel protective when am in his arm"-Prima
"must not wear undies from the footpath"-Isha
"Guys are street dogs"-Depe
"he should not be tall like electric post,though must have the electric power
with high voltage"-Suchitra
"socchna chor diya"-ojum


to be continue...............................................